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[Sharing an interesting mail] Ever wondered what if the Almighty, the creator of the human & all other beings, decides to be extrem... thumbnail 1 summary
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Ever wondered what if the Almighty, the creator of the human & all other beings, decides to be extremely technology savvy in handling the day-to-day worldly business?

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We all find it easier to handle the daily chores with the beautiful technology called  "voice mail" which has fast emerged as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install voice mail?"

Imagine praying and hearing this:

Hi!
Thank you for calling GOD.
Please select one of the following options:
  • Press 1 for Requests
  • Press 2 for Thanksgiving
  • Press 3 for Complaints
  • Press 4 for All Other Inquiries
  • Else wait for our Customer Support Devtagann to guide you.

What if God used the familiar excuse...
"We appreciate your concern. But, all of our Angels &
Devtagann are busy helping other Earthly beings (sinners) right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the sequential order it was received. So do stay on the line."

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in Prayer:
  • If you would like to speak to Ganeshji, Press 1.
  • For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
  • For Lord Krishna, .Press 3;    But, Errr..., He seems to be on Annual Leave!
  • For a directory of other Gods & Angels, Press 4.
  • If you would like to hear Naarad-muni vachans, Press 5; and for Bhajans & Shlokas, Press 6.
  • To get update about a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, Press 7, then enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative response there, try area code 420 for (Hell).
  • Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
  • The system will remain closed over the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
  • In case of an utter emergency, contact your nearest priest and leave a voice mail on the server. Someone from the Angels cadre  will give a personal call immediately to help you out.

"We hope you found our e-services satisfactory. We would love to hear your feedback for improving our services further. Thank you for calling. Have a nice time."




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